Compilations Episodes
That Eagle Has COVID: Fireworks Incidents
July 7, 2020
This week, Melanie bites off more fireworks than she can chew, fireworks warehouses detonate, a hot dog is replaced with TNT, a fire department takes one look and peaces out, an obituary tells it like it is, a Gaston actor m…
He Was Wearing His Finest Pajama Pants: Pokemon Go Incidents
June 29, 2020
This week, newlywed Melanie lives in a city with lawless drive-thru daiquiri shacks, we unpack the etymology of a gross old-timey phrase, Melanie plays Pokemon Go while she delivers a baby and railroads another kid into choo…
A Bad Dream I Wouldn't Have Even Thought to Have: Elevator Accidents
June 23, 2020
This week, Brianne has to make her own daiquiri at great personal risk, Melanie plans a meeting in Japan, a welfare clerk, some gold miners, a surgery resident, and a high school student meet horrific fates, elevators operat…
This Shambling Corpse of a Rollercoaster: Amusement Park Disasters Part 2
June 9, 2020
This week, Brianne offers a charcuterie board of amusement park accidents, a wholesome dad saves the day, we clarify that water is wet, teenage lifeguards have too much work ethic, Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class ge…
Maybe We're All Just Horrible Ghouls: Amusement Park Disasters Part I
May 26, 2020
This week, a security guard deserves a raise, Busch Gardens leans into some horrifying PR, Brianne ventures into the underbelly of the internet for research, the phrase "funny hop" ruins our lives forever, a group of roller-…