Episodes
The Nature of the Game: IndyCar Disasters Pt. 2
June 3, 2023
This week, Melanie provides no context, traffic gets avoided, Brianne is willing to deploy anti-bird measures, Melanie finally regrets googling something, and we plan a petty obituary. Content warnings: kitchen accident lead…
Off-air
May 24, 2023
Death Has Waved the Checkered Flag: IndyCar Disasters
May 17, 2023
This week, Ann has a tool to survive the grief blender, Brianne has the hottest bracket take so far, Melanie plans racecar drivers' cute birthday parties, Brianne goes to hospitals with the stars, there is an important disti…
A Home for Every Kind of Villain and Misfit: London Beer Flood
May 10, 2023
This week, the next bracket begins, Melanie loves to talk about butts, Brianne is plagued by artificial intelligence, human complexities make an appearance, and beer is canceled. Content warnings: crushing/drowning deaths, f…
Inches Away from Catastrophe!: IZOD IndyCar World Championship
May 3, 2023
This week, the smell bracket comes to a close, Melanie wants pure pandemonium, Brianne is going to receive Melanie's box, Randy didn't get here through charm, wolves do not go to the track, we have opinions on the Randy to N…
Everyone Got Quiet: Hot Springs Duck Boat Accident
April 26, 2023
This week, Brianne experiences a glitch in the matrix, Melanie is thirsty and begging, Arkansas and the gay community are not on the same page, Melanie plans to explore bathhouses for the podcast, there's no crime in a gangs…
Intense Descriptions: Disaster Potluck
April 19, 2023
This week, Andrea's golden birthday turns green, Fin turns 20, Kathryn has a prankster papaw, Mia calls in with a Disney connection, Kaitlyn gets yeeted, Sara and sleeping in the woods do not mix, Ann's story gives us gooseb…
Boom Boom Bad: Disaster Potluck
April 12, 2023
This week, Melanie has spicy ghost fingers, Liz has BOGO disasters, Sara's aunt doesn't read the room, Cindy gets an unhelpful offer, Maren's parents won't be invited to parties after this, we would like a word with Katelyn'…
Cryptid Weather: Rare & Bizarre Meteorological Phenomena
April 5, 2023
This week, M & B make some M & B friends, smells deserve precision, Brianne doesn't want her tiny ship tossed, fire whirls aren't as whimsical as they sound, Melanie brings up the greatest betrayal of our friendship, blue ba…
What Could Be Safer Than a Mine in Libby?: Montana Asbestos Clouds
March 29, 2023
This week, we are a banquet hall, we may or may not be bonding, Brianne has a grudge, Melanie likes it wet, mines are bastions of safety, a hospital system finds its love language, someone considers cooperating fully, a labi…
It is Not Nice: Exotic Pet Attacks
March 22, 2023
This week, the grief blender is too loud for Josey, Melanie says the worst two words since "funny hop," Brianne wants to make "Oof" the episode title, Indiana is the land of opportunity to start a wildebeest farm, Cathie is …
A Jack of All Felonies: David Riggs
March 15, 2023
This week, Brianne's big spoon antics have consequences for Melanie, trust issues are still a problem, brass is ass, Pisces men can go f*ck themselves, Brianne is a sucker for a conman, we consider panties as a packing mater…
Just Raw Doggin' This Mountain: Mount Everest
March 8, 2023
This week, Melanie wiggles around with it, we contemplate victim blaming and shaming, not every rainbow is good, and some dudes will do anything to get out of parenting. Content warnings: mountain climbing deaths, broken leg…
We're Worse Than Dingos Now: The Disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain Part 1
March 1, 2023
This week, we are having days, Melanie takes issue with the week's bracket winner, we want to be sour bitches, Brianne attacks Hans and Melanie attacks Cody, an armchair detective saves the day, Katelyn catches her dad, Bria…
Ol' Dingaling: The Disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain Part 1
Feb. 22, 2023
This week, Melanie is new to the show, Squonk returns to his natural habitat, Melanie has a question for a dingo, Brianne is left on tenterhooks, Katelyn almost goes to prison, and there's a new cult leader in town. Content …
The Island of Gangrene: Cruise Ship Medicine
Feb. 16, 2023
This week, true love is about foot smells, it's all Melanie's fault, we are buying bat bikinis, we add a bad corporate statement to the bad corporate statements hall of shame, and Melanie is mean to sharks. Content warnings:…
Off-air
Feb. 8, 2023
Just All Mothmen, Women, & Children: Nursery Rhyme Origins
Feb. 1, 2023
This week, Brianne confesses to a heist at the zoo, Melanie taunts us with a potential cameo, Cody is a not-yet recovering huffer, Brianne victim-blames children from the 1500s, leeches have an unconventional application, Br…
Butthole on an Icebox: Magic Show Disasters Part 2
Jan. 25, 2023
This week, Melanie is a mama bear and angers the internet, Brianne has advice for would-be criminals, Cody isn't real, Melanie is the little spoon, and we cover problematic magicians. Content warnings: burn injury, racism, m…
A Perfect Maniac: Magic Show Disasters Part 1
Jan. 18, 2023
This week, we have everything BUT a head in a box in the mail, we have two cameo appearances on mic, Melanie is a pretty hooligan, 1800s pettiness beats all, and we meet the most adored dog in history. Content warnings: guns…
Shrek Would Never: The Rana Plaza Collapse
Jan. 11, 2023
This week, Melanie tells oil rig men about her period, a brand new bracket starts, Brianne whips out the puppy eyes, Melanie is Moth Man, someone - maybe everyone - looks the other way, Melanie reveals her endgame, and Walma…
A Gentle Rear-Ending: Automotive Recalls Part 3
Jan. 4, 2023
This week, we're not changing for anyone including ourselves, Brianne will not change her oil, it's Ford's turn to get in the pond, Melanie won't permit herself to be laid in a Pinto, and spiders are expected to be your pala…
Tiny Fish of Happiness, Flying Out: 12 Disasters of 2022
Dec. 28, 2022
This week, the grief blender hits pulse, we touch wood, the eventful seafood bracket comes to an end, Fun 4 Every 1 is not quite fun for everyone, we learn about a dino the size of a dino, falling into vats of chocolate isn’…
A CVS Receipt of Recalls: Automotive Recalls Part 2
Dec. 21, 2022
This week: Melanie incorporates smells into the seafood bracket, everybody can panic, a car is a naughty boy, sweet Ava was not prepared, and Melanie likes it creamy. Content warnings: vomit 2:15, 911 call, car accidents wit…