Episodes

Your Dick's Loose: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 3

Sept. 28, 2022

This week, there's a lot of crying, Brianne has news about cooking, someone's panda love goes a step too far, an elephant flies, and disaster relief gets serious. Content warnings: public harassment/stranger danger situation…

I'm Outta Here and So Are You: Bounce Houses

Sept. 21, 2022

This week, Brianne thinks you're being obtuse, crawfish are too much from a spiritual standpoint, we progress through a bracket full of horrors, Brianne is fluffing as we speak, a new way of dealing with competitors emerges,…

A Whole Ass Goose: Amusement Park Disasters Part 6

Sept. 14, 2022

This week, Melanie can see into Cody's soul, Brianne hates ocean bugs, you're gonna get fucked up on a new level, and Melanie wants to go out on Fabio's face. Content warnings: decapitation, brief and non-detailed descriptio…

Barefoot Gamblers & Good Causes: 1975 Las Vegas Flood

Sept. 7, 2022

This month, Melanie is the puppeteer, Brianne does not receive sneaky garlic bread, one bracket ends and a new one begins, it can't hurt to be horny, Melanie highlights a good cause, and Brianne has to eat her words. Content…

Throwing Vienna Sausages Into a Black Hole: Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

Aug. 31, 2022

This week, a field trip has a plot twist, Brianne loves skinks but Melanie loves skanks, Brianne gladly alienates 1/12-1/4 of our listeners, Melanie has a hot take about Pisces, the final petty bracket all comes down to Bria…

Bated Breasts: Resident Evil Film Incidents

Aug. 24, 2022

This week, Melanie is a boss babe, Brianne cannot believe the audacity, movie execs are gross, and Sandwich Daddy saves the day. Content warnings: structural collapse with injuries, car/motorcycle crash with severe injuries,…

Rootin' Tootin' Mutiny: Film Production Accidents

Aug. 17, 2022

This week, we are accidentally twinning on a collaboration episode, all the skeleton horses are in a warehouse, Melanie's podcast endgame finally comes to fruition, Brianne loves receipts, Melanie is a black-hearted skunk, B…

Disaster Potluck

Whatever Their Noise is Called: Disaster Potluck

Aug. 3, 2022

This time, we're your little puppets, Melanie finds her bug-out name, Sarah knows how to distract in a crisis, an anonymous writer has an Israel Keyes connection, a second anonymous writer is a nervous bean, a third anonymou…

Air Disasters

That's How You Get A Haunted Zeppelin: The Hindenburg Disaster

July 27, 2022

This week, Melanie googles a boob, Brianne loses confidence in areolae, we would like answers from FCC snitches, Brianne wants a turbulent ride, no one knows about ghost kitchens, and human complexities strike again. Disaste…

Amusement Parks

So Many Drunk Friends: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

July 20, 2022

This week, Melanie doesn't know what she's wishing for, Dakota Johnson isn't having it, Ohio meets somebody's standards, baboons get fired, and carefree beaver thoughts end abruptly. Content warnings: mono, crushing death, l…

Natural Disasters

Holy Cannoli!: 1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens Part 2

July 13, 2022

This week, we explore human complexities, a Cody-centric blooper gets left in, yet another governor victim-blames, and Melanie fantasizes about toad vengeance. Content warnings: flood, landslide, volcanic eruption, implied d…

Natural Disasters

Hell and High Water: 1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens Part 1

June 29, 2022

This week, Australians are pesky, Brianne hates it all, Melanie points her victim blaming in an unusual direction, Brianne wants an upper limit, Buzzfeed chooses violence, Stanley doesn't believe in earthquakes, a governor g…

LGBTQ

If You're Alive, Raise Your Hand: Pulse Nightclub

June 22, 2022

This week, a nightclub reviewer throws subtle shade, we remember our dead, something is bad, and we explore new organ donation possibilities. Content warnings: AIDS epidemic, homophobia, graphic description of mass scale gun…

Poisonings

No Shit, But Also Shit: Chipotle Mass Food Poisonings

June 15, 2022

This week, toddlers fuck up, Melanie is remorseless, Brianne wants to encounter a dumb motherf***er, People.com does Brianne dirty, Ohio is on its bullshit, Brianne is promised a haunted trunk, Melanie poops on her girlfrien…

LGBTQ

A Bouncy Word: LGBTQ Heroes

June 8, 2022

This week, Melanie has to use the safeword, Shania Twain lives her best life, two men share similar experiences, a mom goes too far, and we finally broach one of America's worst disasters. Content warnings: body shaming, war…

Amusement Parks

Built on the Dumping Grounds of a Serial Killer: LEGOLAND Incidents

June 1, 2022

This week, Melanie isn't marked safe, we find the limits of Brianne's love, the Disney songs bracket comes to a close and the Petty Pop Culture Moments bracket begins, a LEGOLAND pirate is not the job to have, and Melanie di…

Amusement Parks

Pet My Head, Tell Me I'm Mysterious: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

May 18, 2022

This week, the Disney bracket comes to a close, Brianne is THE villain, Melanie is wrong about Scar, Brianne wants to be a cult leader, cats should not make out, we rethink our futures as brakemen, and Melanie is attacked by…

Disaster Potluck

This Is Beyond Tea: Disaster Potluck

May 11, 2022

This week, we drop our first dummy thicc listener story episode, Brianne pulls off a long con and warms up to eating a lizard, Melanie has inspirational thoughts on being a bully at any age, Big Shark finally catches up to u…

Pop Culture

But It Did Get Worse!: LEGO Origin Disasters

May 4, 2022

This week, we are disaster girls, Brianne is trying to be mysterious, Ole shows up our seven year olds, some afternoon delight ends in flames, a man wins his own contest, Brianne hatches a new conspiracy theory, both of us l…

Amusement Parks

I'm Just a Brakeman, Give Me a Break: Amusement Park Disasters Part 3

April 27, 2022

This week, Melanie is a tour guide on the River Styx, we identify our gas station item love languages, we are old-timey brakemen, Melanie gets rammed, rollercoaster ghosts live on in original flooring, , the mayor and only t…

Off-Air

April 20, 2022

Fires

Our Bodies Are Haunted Houses: Aggie Bonfire Collapse

April 6, 2022

This week, we reach climax, Heather is probably banging, Brianne is willing to lecture anyone at all, Melanie plays a reverse Uno card, we're tired of groaning and creaking, Melanie is gonna get her wets whisked, and we are …