Episodes
It is Not Nice: Exotic Pet Attacks
March 22, 2023
This week, the grief blender is too loud for Josey, Melanie says the worst two words since "funny hop," Brianne wants to make "Oof" the episode title, Indiana is the land of opportunity to start a wildebeest farm, Cathie is …
A Jack of All Felonies: David Riggs
March 15, 2023
This week, Brianne's big spoon antics have consequences for Melanie, trust issues are still a problem, brass is ass, Pisces men can go f*ck themselves, Brianne is a sucker for a conman, we consider panties as a packing mater…
Just Raw Doggin' This Mountain: Mount Everest
March 8, 2023
This week, Melanie wiggles around with it, we contemplate victim blaming and shaming, not every rainbow is good, and some dudes will do anything to get out of parenting. Content warnings: mountain climbing deaths, broken leg…
We're Worse Than Dingos Now: The Disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain Part 1
March 1, 2023
This week, we are having days, Melanie takes issue with the week's bracket winner, we want to be sour bitches, Brianne attacks Hans and Melanie attacks Cody, an armchair detective saves the day, Katelyn catches her dad, Bria…
Ol' Dingaling: The Disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain Part 1
Feb. 22, 2023
This week, Melanie is new to the show, Squonk returns to his natural habitat, Melanie has a question for a dingo, Brianne is left on tenterhooks, Katelyn almost goes to prison, and there's a new cult leader in town. Content …
The Island of Gangrene: Cruise Ship Medicine
Feb. 16, 2023
This week, true love is about foot smells, it's all Melanie's fault, we are buying bat bikinis, we add a bad corporate statement to the bad corporate statements hall of shame, and Melanie is mean to sharks. Content warnings:…
Just All Mothmen, Women, & Children: Nursery Rhyme Origins
Feb. 1, 2023
This week, Brianne confesses to a heist at the zoo, Melanie taunts us with a potential cameo, Cody is a not-yet recovering huffer, Brianne victim-blames children from the 1500s, leeches have an unconventional application, Br…
Butthole on an Icebox: Magic Show Disasters Part 2
Jan. 25, 2023
This week, Melanie is a mama bear and angers the internet, Brianne has advice for would-be criminals, Cody isn't real, Melanie is the little spoon, and we cover problematic magicians. Content warnings: burn injury, racism, m…
A Perfect Maniac: Magic Show Disasters Part 1
Jan. 18, 2023
This week, we have everything BUT a head in a box in the mail, we have two cameo appearances on mic, Melanie is a pretty hooligan, 1800s pettiness beats all, and we meet the most adored dog in history. Content warnings: guns…
Shrek Would Never: The Rana Plaza Collapse
Jan. 11, 2023
This week, Melanie tells oil rig men about her period, a brand new bracket starts, Brianne whips out the puppy eyes, Melanie is Moth Man, someone - maybe everyone - looks the other way, Melanie reveals her endgame, and Walma…
A Gentle Rear-Ending: Automotive Recalls Part 3
Jan. 4, 2023
This week, we're not changing for anyone including ourselves, Brianne will not change her oil, it's Ford's turn to get in the pond, Melanie won't permit herself to be laid in a Pinto, and spiders are expected to be your pala…
Tiny Fish of Happiness, Flying Out: 12 Disasters of 2022
Dec. 28, 2022
This week, the grief blender hits pulse, we touch wood, the eventful seafood bracket comes to an end, Fun 4 Every 1 is not quite fun for everyone, we learn about a dino the size of a dino, falling into vats of chocolate isn’…
A CVS Receipt of Recalls: Automotive Recalls Part 2
Dec. 21, 2022
This week: Melanie incorporates smells into the seafood bracket, everybody can panic, a car is a naughty boy, sweet Ava was not prepared, and Melanie likes it creamy. Content warnings: vomit 2:15, 911 call, car accidents wit…
Still on Their Bullshit: Automotive Recalls Part 1
Dec. 7, 2022
Melanie welcomes two lovable kitties, the bracket basket is ominous, a sports car may be made out of spaghetti, we love an internal memo, and Henry Ford supports the homies. Content warnings: multiple car accidents with fata…
The Grief Blender: Disaster Potluck
Nov. 30, 2022
This week, grandmas everywhere need to watch their backs, we make the world's worst smoothie, Melanie wants to go to Branson, Beth dodges a bullet at Great Wolf Lodge, Alyson has a family mole, Karen imparts Thanksgiving adv…
The Building Was Missing: Surfside Condominium Collapse
Nov. 9, 2022
This week, Melanie visits the child casino, Brianne alienates everyone she loves over Skee-Ball, oysters definitely oyster, Melanie brings up Tendongate, Brianne recommends Kleenex and lotion if your bracket is going poorly,…
You're Sounding Like a Demon Now: The Exorcisms of Anneliese Michel
Nov. 2, 2022
This week, it's not Christmas, Melanie doesn't love a jump scare, Brianne bites her tongue about Virgos, demons want you to get bangs, and Brianne wants to be the judge of everything. Content warnings: spiders, epilepsy, fec…
Prankster Papaw Poker Party: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition
Oct. 31, 2022
This week, Jess’s cousin fails the vibe check, everyone was actually 7, Heather’s family locks someone in a coffin, Courtney has a tragedy boner, Carla’s grandfather joins the Prankster Papaw Poker Party, Emily needs a diffe…
The Best Tea Possession Can Buy: Exorcism Compilation Part 1
Oct. 26, 2022
This week, Melanie has the brain frog, Brianne's cult is almost ready to launch, Melanie can't wait for Brianne's funeral, Brianne could throw a nun, Melanie is a pioneer in the field of exorcism technology, Brianne wants a …
Cut the Music, Turn Off the Strobe Lights: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition
Oct. 19, 2022
This week, we're your little puppets, Brianne is doing it all, Melanie's kids engage in Halloween mutiny, Kassidy does what any rational person would, Meagan's mom gets the message, Sarah, Becca and Rae have a family full of…
A Grip of Scumbags: 1964 Lima Football Disaster
Oct. 12, 2022
This week, the bracket winner is a shoo-in, another temporary morgue is featured, no one wants a Yikes Hard Lemonade, and Melanie makes a ballsy request for all your secrets. Content warnings: crowd/stadium violence, police …
Your Dick's Loose: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 3
Sept. 28, 2022
This week, there's a lot of crying, Brianne has news about cooking, someone's panda love goes a step too far, an elephant flies, and disaster relief gets serious. Content warnings: public harassment/stranger danger situation…
I'm Outta Here and So Are You: Bounce Houses
Sept. 21, 2022
This week, Brianne thinks you're being obtuse, crawfish are too much from a spiritual standpoint, we progress through a bracket full of horrors, Brianne is fluffing as we speak, a new way of dealing with competitors emerges,…