Episodes

Butthole on an Icebox: Magic Show Disasters Part 2

Jan. 25, 2023

This week, Melanie is a mama bear and angers the internet, Brianne has advice for would-be criminals, Cody isn't real, Melanie is the little spoon, and we cover problematic magicians. Content warnings: burn injury, racism, m…

A Perfect Maniac: Magic Show Disasters Part 1

Jan. 18, 2023

This week, we have everything BUT a head in a box in the mail, we have two cameo appearances on mic, Melanie is a pretty hooligan, 1800s pettiness beats all, and we meet the most adored dog in history. Content warnings: guns…

Shrek Would Never: The Rana Plaza Collapse

Jan. 11, 2023

This week, Melanie tells oil rig men about her period, a brand new bracket starts, Brianne whips out the puppy eyes, Melanie is Moth Man, someone - maybe everyone - looks the other way, Melanie reveals her endgame, and Walma…

A Gentle Rear-Ending: Automotive Recalls Part 3

Jan. 4, 2023

This week, we're not changing for anyone including ourselves, Brianne will not change her oil, it's Ford's turn to get in the pond, Melanie won't permit herself to be laid in a Pinto, and spiders are expected to be your pala…

Tiny Fish of Happiness, Flying Out: 12 Disasters of 2022

Dec. 28, 2022

This week, the grief blender hits pulse, we touch wood, the eventful seafood bracket comes to an end, Fun 4 Every 1 is not quite fun for everyone, we learn about a dino the size of a dino, falling into vats of chocolate isn’…

A CVS Receipt of Recalls: Automotive Recalls Part 2

Dec. 21, 2022

This week: Melanie incorporates smells into the seafood bracket, everybody can panic, a car is a naughty boy, sweet Ava was not prepared, and Melanie likes it creamy. Content warnings: vomit 2:15, 911 call, car accidents wit…

Still on Their Bullshit: Automotive Recalls Part 1

Dec. 7, 2022

Melanie welcomes two lovable kitties, the bracket basket is ominous, a sports car may be made out of spaghetti, we love an internal memo, and Henry Ford supports the homies. Content warnings: multiple car accidents with fata…

The Grief Blender: Disaster Potluck

Nov. 30, 2022

This week, grandmas everywhere need to watch their backs, we make the world's worst smoothie, Melanie wants to go to Branson, Beth dodges a bullet at Great Wolf Lodge, Alyson has a family mole, Karen imparts Thanksgiving adv…

The Building Was Missing: Surfside Condominium Collapse

Nov. 9, 2022

This week, Melanie visits the child casino, Brianne alienates everyone she loves over Skee-Ball, oysters definitely oyster, Melanie brings up Tendongate, Brianne recommends Kleenex and lotion if your bracket is going poorly,…

You're Sounding Like a Demon Now: The Exorcisms of Anneliese Michel

Nov. 2, 2022

This week, it's not Christmas, Melanie doesn't love a jump scare, Brianne bites her tongue about Virgos, demons want you to get bangs, and Brianne wants to be the judge of everything. Content warnings: spiders, epilepsy, fec…

Prankster Papaw Poker Party: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition

Oct. 31, 2022

This week, Jess’s cousin fails the vibe check, everyone was actually 7, Heather’s family locks someone in a coffin, Courtney has a tragedy boner, Carla’s grandfather joins the Prankster Papaw Poker Party, Emily needs a diffe…

The Best Tea Possession Can Buy: Exorcism Compilation Part 1

Oct. 26, 2022

This week, Melanie has the brain frog, Brianne's cult is almost ready to launch, Melanie can't wait for Brianne's funeral, Brianne could throw a nun, Melanie is a pioneer in the field of exorcism technology, Brianne wants a …

Cut the Music, Turn Off the Strobe Lights: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition

Oct. 19, 2022

This week, we're your little puppets, Brianne is doing it all, Melanie's kids engage in Halloween mutiny, Kassidy does what any rational person would, Meagan's mom gets the message, Sarah, Becca and Rae have a family full of…

A Grip of Scumbags: 1964 Lima Football Disaster

Oct. 12, 2022

This week, the bracket winner is a shoo-in, another temporary morgue is featured, no one wants a Yikes Hard Lemonade, and Melanie makes a ballsy request for all your secrets. Content warnings: crowd/stadium violence, police …

Your Dick's Loose: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 3

Sept. 28, 2022

This week, there's a lot of crying, Brianne has news about cooking, someone's panda love goes a step too far, an elephant flies, and disaster relief gets serious. Content warnings: public harassment/stranger danger situation…

I'm Outta Here and So Are You: Bounce Houses

Sept. 21, 2022

This week, Brianne thinks you're being obtuse, crawfish are too much from a spiritual standpoint, we progress through a bracket full of horrors, Brianne is fluffing as we speak, a new way of dealing with competitors emerges,…

A Whole Ass Goose: Amusement Park Disasters Part 6

Sept. 14, 2022

This week, Melanie can see into Cody's soul, Brianne hates ocean bugs, you're gonna get fucked up on a new level, and Melanie wants to go out on Fabio's face. Content warnings: decapitation, brief and non-detailed descriptio…

Barefoot Gamblers & Good Causes: 1975 Las Vegas Flood

Sept. 7, 2022

This month, Melanie is the puppeteer, Brianne does not receive sneaky garlic bread, one bracket ends and a new one begins, it can't hurt to be horny, Melanie highlights a good cause, and Brianne has to eat her words. Content…

Throwing Vienna Sausages Into a Black Hole: Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

Aug. 31, 2022

This week, a field trip has a plot twist, Brianne loves skinks but Melanie loves skanks, Brianne gladly alienates 1/12-1/4 of our listeners, Melanie has a hot take about Pisces, the final petty bracket all comes down to Bria…

Bated Breasts: Resident Evil Film Incidents

Aug. 24, 2022

This week, Melanie is a boss babe, Brianne cannot believe the audacity, movie execs are gross, and Sandwich Daddy saves the day. Content warnings: structural collapse with injuries, car/motorcycle crash with severe injuries,…

Rootin' Tootin' Mutiny: Film Production Accidents

Aug. 17, 2022

This week, we are accidentally twinning on a collaboration episode, all the skeleton horses are in a warehouse, Melanie's podcast endgame finally comes to fruition, Brianne loves receipts, Melanie is a black-hearted skunk, B…

Disaster Potluck

Whatever Their Noise is Called: Disaster Potluck

Aug. 3, 2022

This time, we're your little puppets, Melanie finds her bug-out name, Sarah knows how to distract in a crisis, an anonymous writer has an Israel Keyes connection, a second anonymous writer is a nervous bean, a third anonymou…

Air Disasters

That's How You Get A Haunted Zeppelin: The Hindenburg Disaster

July 27, 2022

This week, Melanie googles a boob, Brianne loses confidence in areolae, we would like answers from FCC snitches, Brianne wants a turbulent ride, no one knows about ghost kitchens, and human complexities strike again. Disaste…

Amusement Parks

So Many Drunk Friends: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

July 20, 2022

This week, Melanie doesn't know what she's wishing for, Dakota Johnson isn't having it, Ohio meets somebody's standards, baboons get fired, and carefree beaver thoughts end abruptly. Content warnings: mono, crushing death, l…