Episodes

Amusement Parks

Pet My Head, Tell Me I'm Mysterious: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

May 18, 2022

This week, the Disney bracket comes to a close, Brianne is THE villain, Melanie is wrong about Scar, Brianne wants to be a cult leader, cats should not make out, we rethink our futures as brakemen, and Melanie is attacked by…

Disaster Potluck

This Is Beyond Tea: Disaster Potluck

May 11, 2022

This week, we drop our first dummy thicc listener story episode, Brianne pulls off a long con and warms up to eating a lizard, Melanie has inspirational thoughts on being a bully at any age, Big Shark finally catches up to u…

Pop Culture

But It Did Get Worse!: LEGO Origin Disasters

May 4, 2022

This week, we are disaster girls, Brianne is trying to be mysterious, Ole shows up our seven year olds, some afternoon delight ends in flames, a man wins his own contest, Brianne hatches a new conspiracy theory, both of us l…

Amusement Parks

I'm Just a Brakeman, Give Me a Break: Amusement Park Disasters Part 3

April 27, 2022

This week, Melanie is a tour guide on the River Styx, we identify our gas station item love languages, we are old-timey brakemen, Melanie gets rammed, rollercoaster ghosts live on in original flooring, , the mayor and only t…

Off-Air

April 20, 2022

Fires

Our Bodies Are Haunted Houses: Aggie Bonfire Collapse

April 6, 2022

This week, we reach climax, Heather is probably banging, Brianne is willing to lecture anyone at all, Melanie plays a reverse Uno card, we're tired of groaning and creaking, Melanie is gonna get her wets whisked, and we are …

Ocean Disasters

Gruesome Contingencies: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 3

March 30, 2022

This week, Melanie curates a playlist, Brianne has cheese-based anxiety, Melanie is still on her normalization bullshit, we explore portals, Brianne is a connoisseur of victim blaming, and Melanie eats her pet. Content warni…

Floods

Coming Was An Understatement: The Great Molasses Flood

March 23, 2022

This week, we match each other's bad energy, the bracket has a slappin' bop, we deliver the content people want, Melanie only has one pull-quote for any story, the ants come and they might be rude, and capitalism was the rea…

Ocean Disasters

Other Things We Don't Need To Normalize: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 2

March 16, 2022

This week, we strike a deal with listeners, Melanie gets stroked, Brianne is infuriated by the bracket match-up, Melanie wants to normalize wiener goo and makes it weird with an angel, Brianne appeases Big Shark, we wonder i…

Automobiles

Something You Don't Want To Dangle: Schoharie Limousine Crash

March 9, 2022

This week, we get serious about listener story minisodes, Brianne has threatening opinions, the Disney song bracket has a very tough match-up, clickbait goes too far, we tell ourselves the truth about buffets, justice is not…

Ocean Disasters

The Pigeon to Uber Scale: Cruise Ship Incidents

March 2, 2022

This week, Brianne establishes dominance, Melanie gains a superstition, a birthday party gets RSVPed with a hard yes, cats run wild, things go hinky, the sun might be inhabited, Brianne wants to be a wealthy fruit dealer, a …

Bridges

A Dead Mouse on Your Pillow: Silver Bridge Collapse

Feb. 23, 2022

This week, we address the pettiest things we've ever done, a bridge slithers like a snake, life is messy, someone enters the Eamon McIntyre testicular hall of fame, we complete yet another Melanie bingo board, a cryptid gets…

Train Derailments

I Was Born in a Pair of Pants: Sylvestre Matuschka, Disaster Fetishist

Feb. 16, 2022

This week, Melanie starts a rumor about Brianne's death, the bat dresses come out of the closet, Melanie jinxes everyone repeatedly, the cursed Midwestern food bracket comes to a close, we have merch, Melanie tells us things…

Off-air

Feb. 9, 2022

Animals

Barely Even Friends: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 2

Jan. 26, 2022

This week, Melanie has a gift and a burden, we reminisce about the smells that wouldn't leave us, the Midwestern food bracket prepares for a savory-ass showdown, Melanie continues her beef with Ohio, Brianne wants a vision b…

Animals

HGTV Ethical Makeovers: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 1

Jan. 19, 2022

This week, Brianne throws herself a curveball in Midwestern food brackets, Melanie matches energy, some maintenance staff have excessive job responsibilities, playful tigers are not necessarily whimsical, we float a new HGTV…

Survival Stories

Figure It Out, Amanda!: Apple Watch Survival Stories

Jan. 12, 2022

This week, Melanie's the ho, the midwest abandons God, Brianne gets a little defensive, Melanie has advice about boning, Captain Nash saves a life, and we're all on the same page about Ohio. Content warnings: pregnancy loss,…

Fires

Sweet Summer Scientist: Spontaneous Human Combustion

Dec. 15, 2021

SHOW NOTES This week, we break some news too terrible even for a bat dress, two yummy sandwiches go head to head, Melanie adds to the Quicksand Irrational Fears Hall of Fame and gets aggressive about pancakes. Content warnin…

Natural Disasters

You Should Be Panicking: 1999 Bridge Creek–Moore Tornado

Dec. 8, 2021

SHOW NOTES Melanie isn't nervous but Brianne has stage fright, Melanie doesn't want her sex tape released, Brianne has her most controversial hot take of all time and most upsetting episode of all time, we learn about the Fu…

Bridges

Heave and Hump: Niagra Falls Ice Bridge Disaster

Dec. 1, 2021

This week, we write wedding vows, the battle of the beef goes down, a miniature shantytown full of miniature shopkeepers appears, we briefly achieve moral superiority over Canadians, Brianne plans international crimes, Melan…

Fires

Dry Your Tears with Piles of Cash: The Cocoanut Grove Fire

Nov. 24, 2021

This week, Ava has concerns about Black Friday, we revisit Momo and raise theories on Jerry's whereabouts, Brianne's villain origin story is finally revealed, fan favorite funeral potatoes appear on the bracket, a man whose …

Compilations Fires

You're Automatically Haunted: Lighthouse Disasters

Nov. 17, 2021

This week, Melanie does a cemetery crawl, Brianne gets inspired by pettiness beyond the grave, alligator feet present a setback for the anti-smoking lobby, green beans ruin the day, Melanie victim blames and slut shames shee…

Holidays

What Boy Wouldn't?: Urban Legends Part 2

Nov. 10, 2021

AUDIO DISCLAIMER: Melanie is at it again - she attempted a new recording set-up and the audio did not work out as planned. We've learned our lesson and won't be mixing it up again, sorry for the iffy sound this week! This we…