Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they explore the world's darkest calamities & delve into the fallout from them

Recent Episodes

Jan. 25, 2023

Butthole on an Icebox: Magic Show Disasters Part 2

This week, Melanie is a mama bear and angers the internet, Brianne has advice for would-be criminals, Cody isn't real, Melanie is the little spoon, and we cover problematic magicians. Content warnings: burn injury, racism, mi...

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Jan. 18, 2023

A Perfect Maniac: Magic Show Disasters Part 1

This week, we have everything BUT a head in a box in the mail, we have two cameo appearances on mic, Melanie is a pretty hooligan, 1800s pettiness beats all, and we meet the most adored dog in history. Content …

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Jan. 11, 2023

Shrek Would Never: The Rana Plaza Collapse

This week, Melanie tells oil rig men about her period, a brand new bracket starts, Brianne whips out the puppy eyes, Melanie is Moth Man, someone - maybe everyone - looks the other way, Melanie reveals her endgame, and Walmar...

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Jan. 4, 2023

A Gentle Rear-Ending: Automotive Recalls Part 3

This week, we're not changing for anyone including ourselves, Brianne will not change her oil, it's Ford's turn to get in the pond, Melanie won't permit herself to be laid in a Pinto, and spiders are expected to be your …

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Dec. 28, 2022

Tiny Fish of Happiness, Flying Out: 12 Disasters of 2022

This week, the grief blender hits pulse, we touch wood, the eventful seafood bracket comes to an end, Fun 4 Every 1 is not quite fun for everyone, we learn about a dino the size of a dino, falling into …

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Dec. 21, 2022

A CVS Receipt of Recalls: Automotive Recalls Part 2

This week: Melanie incorporates smells into the seafood bracket, everybody can panic, a car is a naughty boy, sweet Ava was not prepared, and Melanie likes it creamy. Content warnings: vomit 2:15, 911 call, car accidents with...

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Dec. 7, 2022

Still on Their Bullshit: Automotive Recalls Part 1

Melanie welcomes two lovable kitties, the bracket basket is ominous, a sports car may be made out of spaghetti, we love an internal memo, and Henry Ford supports the homies. Content warnings: multiple car accidents with fatal...

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Nov. 30, 2022

The Grief Blender: Disaster Potluck

This week, grandmas everywhere need to watch their backs, we make the world's worst smoothie, Melanie wants to go to Branson, Beth dodges a bullet at Great Wolf Lodge, Alyson has a family mole, Karen imparts Thanksgiving advi...

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Nov. 9, 2022

The Building Was Missing: Surfside Condominium Collapse

This week, Melanie visits the child casino, Brianne alienates everyone she loves over Skee-Ball, oysters definitely oyster, Melanie brings up Tendongate, Brianne recommends Kleenex and lotion if your bracket is going poorly, ...

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Nov. 2, 2022

You're Sounding Like a Demon Now: The Exorcisms of Anneliese Michel

This week, it's not Christmas, Melanie doesn't love a jump scare, Brianne bites her tongue about Virgos, demons want you to get bangs, and Brianne wants to be the judge of everything. Content warnings: spiders, epilepsy, fece...

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Oct. 31, 2022

Prankster Papaw Poker Party: Disaster Potluck, Halloween Edition

This week, Jess’s cousin fails the vibe check, everyone was actually 7, Heather’s family locks someone in a coffin, Courtney has a tragedy boner, Carla’s grandfather joins the Prankster Papaw Poker Party, Emily needs a differ...

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Oct. 26, 2022

The Best Tea Possession Can Buy: Exorcism Compilation Part 1

This week, Melanie has the brain frog, Brianne's cult is almost ready to launch, Melanie can't wait for Brianne's funeral, Brianne could throw a nun, Melanie is a pioneer in the field of exorcism technology, Brianne wants a m...

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About the Hosts

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Brianne Garrett


Titanic aficionado and compilation queen Brianne is slinging disasters and hot takes on anything from blobfish to wendigos. She is always seeking out rollercoaster doom, plane crashes, and sinking ships.

Having successfully angled for the perfect cohost, Brianne is dedicated to spinning you disaster narratives from 1912 to today.

In her “free” time Brianne is an avid Fortnite player, dabbler in watercolors, and reader. She’s a mother of two and nurse’s wife. She spends her days attempting to stay marked safe and her nights telling tales of peril.

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Melanie Kruse


Melanie is a mother of five and aviation wife who fancies an odd disaster, loves Vienna Sausages, and a has a penchant for turning anything into a dirty joke.