Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they explore the world's darkest calamities & delve into the fallout from them

Recent Episodes

Sept. 28, 2022

Your Dick's Loose: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 3

This week, there's a lot of crying, Brianne has news about cooking, someone's panda love goes a step too far, an elephant flies, …

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Sept. 21, 2022

I'm Outta Here and So Are You: Bounce Houses

This week, Brianne thinks you're being obtuse, crawfish are too much from a spiritual standpoint, we progress through a bracket f…

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Sept. 14, 2022

A Whole Ass Goose: Amusement Park Disasters Part 6

This week, Melanie can see into Cody's soul, Brianne hates ocean bugs, you're gonna get fucked up on a new level, and Melanie wan…

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Sept. 7, 2022

Barefoot Gamblers & Good Causes: 1975 Las Vegas Flood

This month, Melanie is the puppeteer, Brianne does not receive sneaky garlic bread, one bracket ends and a new one begins, it can…

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Aug. 31, 2022

Throwing Vienna Sausages Into a Black Hole: Malaysian Airlines Flight…

This week, a field trip has a plot twist, Brianne loves skinks but Melanie loves skanks, Brianne gladly alienates 1/12-1/4 of our…

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Aug. 24, 2022

Bated Breasts: Resident Evil Film Incidents

This week, Melanie is a boss babe, Brianne cannot believe the audacity, movie execs are gross, and Sandwich Daddy saves the day. …

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Aug. 17, 2022

Rootin' Tootin' Mutiny: Film Production Accidents

This week, we are accidentally twinning on a collaboration episode, all the skeleton horses are in a warehouse, Melanie's podcast…

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Aug. 3, 2022

Whatever Their Noise is Called: Disaster Potluck

This time, we're your little puppets, Melanie finds her bug-out name, Sarah knows how to distract in a crisis, an anonymous write…

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July 27, 2022

That's How You Get A Haunted Zeppelin: The Hindenburg Disaster

This week, Melanie googles a boob, Brianne loses confidence in areolae, we would like answers from FCC snitches, Brianne wants a …

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July 20, 2022

So Many Drunk Friends: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

This week, Melanie doesn't know what she's wishing for, Dakota Johnson isn't having it, Ohio meets somebody's standards, baboons …

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July 13, 2022

Holy Cannoli!: 1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens Part 2

This week, we explore human complexities, a Cody-centric blooper gets left in, yet another governor victim-blames, and Melanie fa…

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June 29, 2022

Hell and High Water: 1980 Eruption of Mount St. Helens Part 1

This week, Australians are pesky, Brianne hates it all, Melanie points her victim blaming in an unusual direction, Brianne wants …

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About the Hosts

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Brianne Garrett


Titanic aficionado and compilation queen Brianne is slinging disasters and hot takes on anything from blobfish to wendigos. She is always seeking out rollercoaster doom, plane crashes, and sinking ships.

Having successfully angled for the perfect cohost, Brianne is dedicated to spinning you disaster narratives from 1912 to today.

In her “free” time Brianne is an avid Fortnite player, dabbler in watercolors, and reader. She’s a mother of two and nurse’s wife. She spends her days attempting to stay marked safe and her nights telling tales of peril.

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Melanie Kruse


Melanie is a mother of five and aviation wife who fancies an odd disaster, loves Vienna Sausages, and a has a penchant for turning anything into a dirty joke.