Episodes
What Boy Wouldn't?: Urban Legends Part 2
Nov. 10, 2021
AUDIO DISCLAIMER: Melanie is at it again - she attempted a new recording set-up and the audio did not work out as planned. We've learned our lesson and won't be mixing it up again, sorry for the iffy sound this week! This we…
Monstrosities Abounded: Urban Legends
Nov. 3, 2021
This week, Brianne throws a wrench in the Midwestern food bracket on day one, Melanie is forcibly drafted into the world of hot takes, we investigate the secret lives of farm children, Brianne has questions about necking, an…
Butts to Nuts: Waverly Hills Sanatorium
Oct. 27, 2021
This week, Melanie wants to listen to the podcast in space with Jeff Bezos, Brianne aspires to chaotic good behavior, the Florida man bracket crashes to an end, TAG continues to pull strings, Melanie wants to suckle a cow, l…
Happy Birthday, It's an Asylum Fire: Seacliff Insane Asylum
Oct. 20, 2021
This week, Melanie is WRONG, a bet is made, the Wendy's alligator goes out to pasture, TAG is an evil puppeteer, miners are poetic, history loves insane asylums, gold rushes, and white men, Brianne has hot takes on lobotomie…
Here for the Party: Yoshihiro Hattori
Oct. 13, 2021
This week, we put on our gray business suits and campaign in Ohio, Brianne reveals herself to be a villain, an alligator in someone's pants emerges as a frontrunner, the Midwestern food bracket elicits a strong emotional res…
See You Next Week!
Oct. 6, 2021
You're Not Supposed to Just Manifest This Sh*t: Verrückt
Sept. 29, 2021
This week, we learn how to be good citizens, an alligator is thrown through a fast food window, we cave to a year and a half of requests, pot gets framed for asshole genius behavior, and we cover the worst amusement park dis…
Red Cross First Date: Hyatt Regency Skywalk Collapse
Sept. 22, 2021
This week, Melanie puts out feelers for cross-stitching listeners, puppy justice takes over Florida, we petition to bring back the name Constance, Melanie gets catfished by a fake Steve Miller Band, and a tea dance goes horr…
Nonsense Things Slowly Become Rational: Laura Van Ryn & Whitney Cerak
Sept. 15, 2021
This week, hurricane life continues, Melanie addresses her fake divorce, a Florida man won't be kink-shamed, and comas are complicated. Content warnings: extensive and descriptive discussion of comas/coming out of comas, sev…
Manic Pixie Businesswoman: Hurricane Ida
Sept. 10, 2021
This week, Tiktok changes the game, Brianne leaves the podcast a bad review, an army of turtles defeats everyone, Melanie takes it all, Brianne will flash anyone, Arby's delivers disaster concierge service, Melanie is the tr…
Ducks Unlimited: Carwash Incidents
Sept. 1, 2021
This week, Melanie is marked safe, a man is a member of a very important organization, Dave dies, we cover the most horrifying thing we've ever covered, Jeep Liberties become problematic, and Melanie is wooed by scratch-off …
Stop Your Laughing: Minamata Disease
Aug. 25, 2021
This week, we don our emotional bat dresses, there's an alligator in someone's pants, a corporation is totally upstanding, murderous sludge gets upcycled, fishermen storm a factory, a lot of people die, and we explore possib…
Still Dear, Suddenly Not Quite So Departed: The Hardin Cemetery Disaster
Aug. 18, 2021
This week, we have bones to pick with each other, a man goes to extreme lengths to fight for his right to party, the "show me" state shows 'em, a dumpster isn't a dumpster, and the dead crash the party. Content warnings: un…
The Fullest and Most Intentional Disrespect: Lava Lamp Incidents
Aug. 11, 2021
This week, MELANIE IS BACK, Brianne is haunted by a koala, Florida man bracket kicks off, Melanie loves chaotic men, everyone is naked, lava lamps cause a lot of trouble, Brianne meets a snake and tries on victim blaming for…
Angry Angry Lemon Angry: Kim Saenz
Aug. 5, 2021
This week, The Audio Guy is our final guest star and doesn't want to be a beaver, someone is a loser ghost, a barefoot medieval knight does a somersault, a nurse has two jobs in order to be a nurse and fails at both, TAG wan…
The Birthday and the Squonk
Aug. 4, 2021
Both Allen and the Bear Were Startled: Alaska Disasters
July 28, 2021
This week, we have our third out of four guest stars, Jo has shady text messages, a town is built on stilts, Alaska proves a point to science, avalanche season gets out of control, Jo has Iditarod connections, a home invader…
Good News & Bad News
July 21, 2021
Here is What Happened at the Natatorium: Olympic Diving Tea & Tragedy
July 14, 2021
This week, Mandi is willing and even ready to fight a chicken to the death, divers attempt the "Dive of Death" with mixed results, a diver finds himself on both ends of drunk driving disasters, someone fails to read the room…
I Bet I Would Have Some Nipples to Point: The Lazarus Phenomenon
July 7, 2021
This week, we have our first guest star since Melanie got her ultimate disaster relief, Atlantis wants finger nipples and to eat her cat, Marked Safe is on TikTok now, it's time for everyone to get nekkid, we evaluate whethe…
You're Sorry and I'm Welcome: Titanic Extravaganza Part 3
June 30, 2021
This week, Melanie records her last episode before maternity leave, TAG (The Audio Guy) chimes in, we ponder what a Florida Man baby would be like, the cryptid bracket comes to a close, Melanie identifies her strengths, the …
Disaster Zoomies: Titanic Extravaganza Part 2
June 23, 2021
This week, Melanie's labor is a disaster, Brianne makes one of the most controversial cryptid hot takes yet, a Carpathia passenger is an unapologetic gossip, the pro-Cal lobby is just three Billy Zanes in a trench coat, dogs…
We Are All Wild to Go: The Victoria Hall Disaster
June 16, 2021
This week, Brianne podcasts on nighttime cough syrup, Melanie poops her pants in Australia, the cryptid bracket gets to the final four, Brianne hates getting possessed, Melanie is aggressively unhelpful, a free gift turns ou…