Compilations Medical

Legs Crossed, Knives Up: Labor & Delivery Compilation

June 2, 2021

This week, Melanie ventures into the worst part of 2007 internet, the wendigo finally gets his day in court, Brianne would rather get eaten than deal with someone crying but Melanie loves the aesthetics of it, we get a class…

Air Disasters

Life is Just a String of Detour Montages: Meeley's Life and Death

May 26, 2021

This week, we complete each other, dingbats go up against melon heads, a little girl wants to smash a glass ceiling, Brianne has some unresolved gifted child issues, MELANIE IS HILARY SWANK, forensic anthropologists sling mu…

A Smash Cake for Your Ear Holes: Marked Safe by the Numbers

May 25, 2021

We've officially been a podcast for ONE YEAR! To celebrate, we wanted to record a little rundown of our first year in numbers, from ghosts in the studio to animals attacks to decapitations to conspiracy theories. From the bo…

Compilations Fires

Panic at the Ballet: 807 Walnut Street

May 19, 2021

This week, we enter Jeremy Bearimy time, Bigfoot faces off against sentient pants, Melanie gets high-brow on us and continues with her favorite chaotic men theme, ballerinas catch fire, firefighters eff around and find out, …

Compilations Ocean Disasters

The Limits of the Possible: Scuba Diving

May 12, 2021

This week, discombobulation abounds, we start the hairdo pocket revolution, cryptid teeth arrive in the mail, Brianne does not want a head in the box, the wendigo and selkie face off, Melanie has an alarming conspiracy, we s…

Compilations Ocean Disasters

Descending Into Worse Stuff: Saturation Diving

May 5, 2021

This week, Melanie and Brianne contemplate mortality, Melanie crosses her legs to keep Baby John Mellencamp in, a cryptid has an elaborate backstory, we're joined in the studio by fourteen badass ghosts drinking beers, Brian…

The Details of How She Lived: See You Next Week

April 28, 2021

We aren't able to record this week, but we have an older episode you should check out today.

Compilations Holidays

Do You Have That Sinking Feeling?: The Kentucky Compilation

April 21, 2021

This week, Brianne plans a chair operation, the cryptid bracket continues with another lake snake versus an angry mountain monster, Melanie denies her taxidermy derby hat energy, a real life dryer fire crisis is averted, Bri…

Air Disasters

It Shouldn't Have Happened: ValuJet Flight 592

April 14, 2021

This week, the cryptid bracket kicks off, Brianne plans to catch a lonely meshekenabek from a local lake, an elderly airline fleet causes catastophic problems, disaster relief needs its own disaster relief. SHOW NOTES Conten…

Pop Culture

The Best Strip Mall Castle You've Ever Seen in Your Life: The Count Dante Story, Part 2

April 7, 2021

This week, the true cure for hiccups is unveiled, somebody spots a flying baby, the king of animals is crowned, listeners have a chance to win a cryptid, Count Dante bankrolls his own prize money and reports his own death, t…

Pop Culture

Count Dante Walked So Joe Exotic Could Run: The Count Dante Story, Part 1

March 31, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Vague old-timey racism, particularly violent martial arts, one joke about drugs, poor treatment of exotic animals, bombings/explosions, violence against bulls, testicle injury Links: A history of…


Headlights Rained From the Sky: The Skyway Bridge Collapse

March 24, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Child abandonment, possible rabid animal, bridge collapse, severe weather, ship collision, car accident(s), threatened drowning, animal abuse (dog) 1:16:50-1:17:36, animal abuse (birds) 1:28:00-1…


Pancake Houses Between 1 and 6AM: Nine Heroes

March 17, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Snakes, wasps, animals killing each other in nature, violence in war, IED, fire, human being on fire, graphic description of severe burn injuries, hypothermia death, drug dealing, hurricane, inte…


A How-to Guide for Boomers and Melanies: Death by Coconut

March 10, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Death by accidental gunshot wound, vague discussion of shark attacks, death by falling projectile, a couple euphemistic dirty jokes (younger kids would not understand, adolescents might), specifi…


Answered in the Dark: Five Heroes

March 3, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Racism in the military, stereotype of black men as sexual predators, gun violence in the context of war, grenades, bludgeoning death, stabbing death, disembowelment, coma/near-death, traumatic de…


A Great Deal of Treatment for Bad Blood: The Tuskegee Experiment

Feb. 17, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Institutional/medical racism, COVID-19/vaccine hesitancy, syphilis, brief and euphemistic adult joke Links: 40 Years of Human Experimentation in America: The Tuskegee Study Black Airmen turn raci…

Natural Disasters

Shut the F*ck Up, Lucy: The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927

Feb. 10, 2021

Audio disclaimer: For my birthday this year, Melanie wanted to make sure I shone for this episode and recorded with the wrong microphone. The Audio Guy did what he could, but her parts don't sound quite as good as usual. We'…


I Am Not a White Supremacist, and I Love Armadillos: The Tylenol Murders

Feb. 3, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: White supremacists (in the context of their existence and that we dislike them), ghosts/paranormal, passing mention of exorcisms, extremely venomous animals, mention of intubation/ventilators, br…

Natural Disasters

A Bat Dress of an Episode: The St. Mary's Orphanage Disaster

Jan. 27, 2021

Content warnings: Having COVID-19, endangered animals, brief reference to children dying in a fire in previous episode, very brief mentions of miscarriage and infertility, being an orphan, forced medication, orphanages, trag…

Air Disasters

You Don't Have to Really Say it Like That: Air Florida Flight 90

Jan. 13, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Pigs eating people, animal death, plane crash with fatalities, water rescue, hypothermia, broken arms, loss of spouse/SO, loss of adult child, heart attack, depression, loss of infant in disaster…


All the Hungriest Escalators with Something to Prove: Escalator Accidents

Jan. 6, 2021

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Death of birds, deer hunting, discussion of mortality and grief, crushing death of an adolescent around 22:00-24:00, strangling death, anti-Muslim racism 33:05-34:18, scalping, death of a mother …

Compilations Pop Culture

Never Back Down From a Street Fight: A Sh*tty Goodbye to 2020

Dec. 29, 2020

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Poop, birds, plane emergency landing, mention of pornography, brief mentions of vomit Links: 12 Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors Inspired By Musicians, Bands, and Festivals 2004 Dave Matthews Band…