Compilations Episodes
You're Automatically Haunted: Lighthouse Disasters
Nov. 17, 2021
This week, Melanie does a cemetery crawl, Brianne gets inspired by pettiness beyond the grave, alligator feet present a setback for the anti-smoking lobby, green beans ruin the day, Melanie victim blames and slut shames shee…
The Fullest and Most Intentional Disrespect: Lava Lamp Incidents
Aug. 11, 2021
This week, MELANIE IS BACK, Brianne is haunted by a koala, Florida man bracket kicks off, Melanie loves chaotic men, everyone is naked, lava lamps cause a lot of trouble, Brianne meets a snake and tries on victim blaming for…
You're Sorry and I'm Welcome: Titanic Extravaganza Part 3
June 30, 2021
This week, Melanie records her last episode before maternity leave, TAG (The Audio Guy) chimes in, we ponder what a Florida Man baby would be like, the cryptid bracket comes to a close, Melanie identifies her strengths, the …
Disaster Zoomies: Titanic Extravaganza Part 2
June 23, 2021
This week, Melanie's labor is a disaster, Brianne makes one of the most controversial cryptid hot takes yet, a Carpathia passenger is an unapologetic gossip, the pro-Cal lobby is just three Billy Zanes in a trench coat, dogs…
This is Gonna Be Awkward, Let's Break the Ice: Titanic Extravaganza Part 1
June 9, 2021
This week, Melanie is gonna have a baby and the southerners are unimpressed, The Audio Guy requests a specific head in a box, Chicago Mothman battles The Jersey Devil, we embark upon the maiden voyage of a Titanic extravagan…
Legs Crossed, Knives Up: Labor & Delivery Compilation
June 2, 2021
This week, Melanie ventures into the worst part of 2007 internet, the wendigo finally gets his day in court, Brianne would rather get eaten than deal with someone crying but Melanie loves the aesthetics of it, we get a class…
Panic at the Ballet: 807 Walnut Street
May 19, 2021
This week, we enter Jeremy Bearimy time, Bigfoot faces off against sentient pants, Melanie gets high-brow on us and continues with her favorite chaotic men theme, ballerinas catch fire, firefighters eff around and find out, …
The Limits of the Possible: Scuba Diving
May 12, 2021
This week, discombobulation abounds, we start the hairdo pocket revolution, cryptid teeth arrive in the mail, Brianne does not want a head in the box, the wendigo and selkie face off, Melanie has an alarming conspiracy, we s…
Descending Into Worse Stuff: Saturation Diving
May 5, 2021
This week, Melanie and Brianne contemplate mortality, Melanie crosses her legs to keep Baby John Mellencamp in, a cryptid has an elaborate backstory, we're joined in the studio by fourteen badass ghosts drinking beers, Brian…
Do You Have That Sinking Feeling?: The Kentucky Compilation
April 21, 2021
This week, Brianne plans a chair operation, the cryptid bracket continues with another lake snake versus an angry mountain monster, Melanie denies her taxidermy derby hat energy, a real life dryer fire crisis is averted, Bri…
Pancake Houses Between 1 and 6AM: Nine Heroes
March 17, 2021
SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Snakes, wasps, animals killing each other in nature, violence in war, IED, fire, human being on fire, graphic description of severe burn injuries, hypothermia death, drug dealing, hurricane, inte…
A How-to Guide for Boomers and Melanies: Death by Coconut
March 10, 2021
SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Death by accidental gunshot wound, vague discussion of shark attacks, death by falling projectile, a couple euphemistic dirty jokes (younger kids would not understand, adolescents might), specifi…
Answered in the Dark: Five Heroes
March 3, 2021
SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Racism in the military, stereotype of black men as sexual predators, gun violence in the context of war, grenades, bludgeoning death, stabbing death, disembowelment, coma/near-death, traumatic de…
Never Back Down From a Street Fight: A Sh*tty Goodbye to 2020
Dec. 29, 2020
SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Poop, birds, plane emergency landing, mention of pornography, brief mentions of vomit Links: 12 Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors Inspired By Musicians, Bands, and Festivals 2004 Dave Matthews Band…
A Good Way for Someone To Get Pregnant on a Hay Bale: The Spooky Episode
Oct. 6, 2020
This week, Brianne returns from the dead, we speculate about our nemeses, Brianne coaches Melanie on how to care less, a haunted house surprise does not go according to plan, we revisit the Indiana State Fairgrounds, a prop …