Holidays Episodes


What Boy Wouldn't?: Urban Legends Part 2

Nov. 10, 2021

AUDIO DISCLAIMER: Melanie is at it again - she attempted a new recording set-up and the audio did not work out as planned. We've learned our lesson and won't be mixing it up again, sorry for the iffy sound this week! This we…


Monstrosities Abounded: Urban Legends

Nov. 3, 2021

This week, Brianne throws a wrench in the Midwestern food bracket on day one, Melanie is forcibly drafted into the world of hot takes, we investigate the secret lives of farm children, Brianne has questions about necking, an…


Butts to Nuts: Waverly Hills Sanatorium

Oct. 27, 2021

This week, Melanie wants to listen to the podcast in space with Jeff Bezos, Brianne aspires to chaotic good behavior, the Florida man bracket crashes to an end, TAG continues to pull strings, Melanie wants to suckle a cow, l…

Fires Holidays

Happy Birthday, It's an Asylum Fire: Seacliff Insane Asylum

Oct. 20, 2021

This week, Melanie is WRONG, a bet is made, the Wendy's alligator goes out to pasture, TAG is an evil puppeteer, miners are poetic, history loves insane asylums, gold rushes, and white men, Brianne has hot takes on lobotomie…


Here for the Party: Yoshihiro Hattori

Oct. 13, 2021

This week, we put on our gray business suits and campaign in Ohio, Brianne reveals herself to be a villain, an alligator in someone's pants emerges as a frontrunner, the Midwestern food bracket elicits a strong emotional res…

Compilations Holidays

Do You Have That Sinking Feeling?: The Kentucky Compilation

April 21, 2021

This week, Brianne plans a chair operation, the cryptid bracket continues with another lake snake versus an angry mountain monster, Melanie denies her taxidermy derby hat energy, a real life dryer fire crisis is averted, Bri…


Everyone's the Asshole: Black Friday Incidents

Nov. 24, 2020

SHOW NOTES A good Samaritan helped a woman who was being beaten in a parking lot. Now he’s dead. Bad Blood and Not Bad Mood Most Likely The Cause For Toys R Us Shooting Black Friday Death Count Black Friday sales: moments of…

Holidays Pop Culture

Purely Frictional: The "Poltergeist" Movie Curse

Oct. 27, 2020

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Sleep paralysis, paranormal stuff, poltergeist activity, clowns, accidental non-fatal strangulation, misuse of human remains, exorcism, cancer, brief mention of rape, very detailed/graphic discus…


Dolphins Made of Darkness: The Hat Man

Oct. 20, 2020

This week, we come close to free-balling an episode, Brianne has a horrific encounter while on her sleep bullshit, Curious George lightens the mood, we identify the spooky-lookers in our lives, and a savage six year old migh…

Holidays Pop Culture

Bad Things Were Gonna Happen To You: The Exorcist Film Curse

Oct. 13, 2020

This week, Aunt Vada's dad is not having it, we envision a possessed child as Roland Schitt and a ghost as Lin-Manuel Miranda, and a sadistic director curses a film production. Content warnings: demonic/occult topics, refere…

Compilations Holidays

A Good Way for Someone To Get Pregnant on a Hay Bale: The Spooky Episode

Oct. 6, 2020

This week, Brianne returns from the dead, we speculate about our nemeses, Brianne coaches Melanie on how to care less, a haunted house surprise does not go according to plan, we revisit the Indiana State Fairgrounds, a prop …

Compilations Holidays

That Eagle Has COVID: Fireworks Incidents

July 7, 2020

This week, Melanie bites off more fireworks than she can chew, fireworks warehouses detonate, a hot dog is replaced with TNT, a fire department takes one look and peaces out, an obituary tells it like it is, a Gaston actor m…