Episodes

Life is Just a String of Detour Montages: Meeley's Life and Death
May 26, 2021

Life is Just a String of Detour Montages: Meeley's Life and Death

This week, we complete each other, dingbats go up against melon heads, a little girl wants to smash a glass ceiling, Brianne has some unresolved gifted child issues, MELANIE IS HILARY SWANK, forensic anthropologists sling mud...
A Smash Cake for Your Ear Holes: Marked Safe by the Numbers
May 25, 2021

A Smash Cake for Your Ear Holes: Marked Safe by the Numbers

We've officially been a podcast for ONE YEAR! To celebrate, we wanted to record a little rundown of our first year in numbers, from ghosts in the studio to animals attacks to decapitations to conspiracy theories. From the bot...
Panic at the Ballet: 807 Walnut Street
May 19, 2021

Panic at the Ballet: 807 Walnut Street

This week, we enter Jeremy Bearimy time, Bigfoot faces off against sentient pants, Melanie gets high-brow on us and continues with her favorite chaotic men theme, ballerinas catch fire, firefighters eff around and find out, a...
The Limits of the Possible: Scuba Diving
May 12, 2021

The Limits of the Possible: Scuba Diving

This week, discombobulation abounds, we start the hairdo pocket revolution, cryptid teeth arrive in the mail, Brianne does not want a head in the box, the wendigo and selkie face off, Melanie has an alarming conspiracy, we st...
Descending Into Worse Stuff: Saturation Diving
May 5, 2021

Descending Into Worse Stuff: Saturation Diving

This week, Melanie and Brianne contemplate mortality, Melanie crosses her legs to keep Baby John Mellencamp in, a cryptid has an elaborate backstory, we're joined in the studio by fourteen badass ghosts drinking beers, Briann...
The Details of How She Lived: See You Next Week
April 28, 2021

The Details of How She Lived: See You Next Week

We aren't able to record this week, but we have an older episode you should check out today.
Do You Have That Sinking Feeling?: The Kentucky Compilation
April 21, 2021

Do You Have That Sinking Feeling?: The Kentucky Compilation

This week, Brianne plans a chair operation, the cryptid bracket continues with another lake snake versus an angry mountain monster, Melanie denies her taxidermy derby hat energy, a real life dryer fire crisis is averted, Bria...
It Shouldn't Have Happened: ValuJet Flight 592
April 14, 2021

It Shouldn't Have Happened: ValuJet Flight 592

This week, the cryptid bracket kicks off, Brianne plans to catch a lonely meshekenabek from a local lake, an elderly airline fleet causes catastophic problems, disaster relief needs its own disaster relief. SHOW NOTES Content...
The Best Strip Mall Castle You've Ever Seen in Your Life: The Count Dante Story, Part 2
April 7, 2021

The Best Strip Mall Castle You've Ever Seen in Your Life: The Count Dante Story, Part 2

This week, the true cure for hiccups is unveiled, somebody spots a flying baby, the king of animals is crowned, listeners have a chance to win a cryptid, Count Dante bankrolls his own prize money and reports his own death, th...
Count Dante Walked So Joe Exotic Could Run: The Count Dante Story, Part 1
March 31, 2021

Count Dante Walked So Joe Exotic Could Run: The Count Dante Story, Part 1

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Vague old-timey racism, particularly violent martial arts, one joke about drugs, poor treatment of exotic animals, bombings/explosions, violence against bulls, testicle injury Links: A history of ...
Headlights Rained From the Sky: The Skyway Bridge Collapse
March 24, 2021

Headlights Rained From the Sky: The Skyway Bridge Collapse

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Child abandonment, possible rabid animal, bridge collapse, severe weather, ship collision, car accident(s), threatened drowning, animal abuse (dog) 1:16:50-1:17:36, animal abuse (birds) 1:28:00-1:...
Pancake Houses Between 1 and 6AM: Nine Heroes
March 17, 2021

Pancake Houses Between 1 and 6AM: Nine Heroes

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Snakes, wasps, animals killing each other in nature, violence in war, IED, fire, human being on fire, graphic description of severe burn injuries, hypothermia death, drug dealing, hurricane, inter...
A How-to Guide for Boomers and Melanies: Death by Coconut
March 10, 2021

A How-to Guide for Boomers and Melanies: Death by Coconut

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Death by accidental gunshot wound, vague discussion of shark attacks, death by falling projectile, a couple euphemistic dirty jokes (younger kids would not understand, adolescents might), specific...
Answered in the Dark: Five Heroes
March 3, 2021

Answered in the Dark: Five Heroes

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Racism in the military, stereotype of black men as sexual predators, gun violence in the context of war, grenades, bludgeoning death, stabbing death, disembowelment, coma/near-death, traumatic dea...
A Great Deal of Treatment for Bad Blood: The Tuskegee Experiment
Feb. 17, 2021

A Great Deal of Treatment for Bad Blood: The Tuskegee Experiment

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Institutional/medical racism, COVID-19/vaccine hesitancy, syphilis, brief and euphemistic adult joke Links: 40 Years of Human Experimentation in America: The Tuskegee Study Black Airmen turn racis...
Shut the F*ck Up, Lucy: The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927
Feb. 10, 2021

Shut the F*ck Up, Lucy: The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927

Audio disclaimer: For my birthday this year, Melanie wanted to make sure I shone for this episode and recorded with the wrong microphone. The Audio Guy did what he could, but her parts don't sound quite as good as usual. We'r...
I Am Not a White Supremacist, and I Love Armadillos: The Tylenol Murders
Feb. 3, 2021

I Am Not a White Supremacist, and I Love Armadillos: The Tylenol Murders

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: White supremacists (in the context of their existence and that we dislike them), ghosts/paranormal, passing mention of exorcisms, extremely venomous animals, mention of intubation/ventilators, bri...
A Bat Dress of an Episode: The St. Mary's Orphanage Disaster
Jan. 27, 2021

A Bat Dress of an Episode: The St. Mary's Orphanage Disaster

Content warnings: Having COVID-19, endangered animals, brief reference to children dying in a fire in previous episode, very brief mentions of miscarriage and infertility, being an orphan, forced medication, orphanages, tragi...
You Don't Have to Really Say it Like That: Air Florida Flight 90
Jan. 13, 2021

You Don't Have to Really Say it Like That: Air Florida Flight 90

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Pigs eating people, animal death, plane crash with fatalities, water rescue, hypothermia, broken arms, loss of spouse/SO, loss of adult child, heart attack, depression, loss of infant in disaster ...
All the Hungriest Escalators with Something to Prove: Escalator Accidents
Jan. 6, 2021

All the Hungriest Escalators with Something to Prove: Escalator Accidents

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Death of birds, deer hunting, discussion of mortality and grief, crushing death of an adolescent around 22:00-24:00, strangling death, anti-Muslim racism 33:05-34:18, scalping, death of a mother i...
Never Back Down From a Street Fight: A Sh*tty Goodbye to 2020
Dec. 29, 2020

Never Back Down From a Street Fight: A Sh*tty Goodbye to 2020

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Poop, birds, plane emergency landing, mention of pornography, brief mentions of vomit Links: 12 Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors Inspired By Musicians, Bands, and Festivals 2004 Dave Matthews Band ...
Let Your Kids Spread Their Wings at the Oceaneer Club: The Laroche Family
Dec. 22, 2020

Let Your Kids Spread Their Wings at the Oceaneer Club: The Laroche Family

SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Racism, vaguely mentioned premature birth, specific children in theoretical peril, frostbite, loss of spouse, death by drowning (very vaguely mentioned), death by freezing (very vaguely mentioned)...