Ocean Disasters Episodes
Gruesome Contingencies: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 3
March 30, 2022
This week, Melanie curates a playlist, Brianne has cheese-based anxiety, Melanie is still on her normalization bullshit, we explore portals, Brianne is a connoisseur of victim blaming, and Melanie eats her pet. Content warni…
Other Things We Don't Need To Normalize: Cruise Ship Incidents Part 2
March 16, 2022
This week, we strike a deal with listeners, Melanie gets stroked, Brianne is infuriated by the bracket match-up, Melanie wants to normalize wiener goo and makes it weird with an angel, Brianne appeases Big Shark, we wonder i…
The Pigeon to Uber Scale: Cruise Ship Incidents
March 2, 2022
This week, Brianne establishes dominance, Melanie gains a superstition, a birthday party gets RSVPed with a hard yes, cats run wild, things go hinky, the sun might be inhabited, Brianne wants to be a wealthy fruit dealer, a …
You're Sorry and I'm Welcome: Titanic Extravaganza Part 3
June 30, 2021
This week, Melanie records her last episode before maternity leave, TAG (The Audio Guy) chimes in, we ponder what a Florida Man baby would be like, the cryptid bracket comes to a close, Melanie identifies her strengths, the …
Disaster Zoomies: Titanic Extravaganza Part 2
June 23, 2021
This week, Melanie's labor is a disaster, Brianne makes one of the most controversial cryptid hot takes yet, a Carpathia passenger is an unapologetic gossip, the pro-Cal lobby is just three Billy Zanes in a trench coat, dogs…
This is Gonna Be Awkward, Let's Break the Ice: Titanic Extravaganza Part 1
June 9, 2021
This week, Melanie is gonna have a baby and the southerners are unimpressed, The Audio Guy requests a specific head in a box, Chicago Mothman battles The Jersey Devil, we embark upon the maiden voyage of a Titanic extravagan…
The Limits of the Possible: Scuba Diving
May 12, 2021
This week, discombobulation abounds, we start the hairdo pocket revolution, cryptid teeth arrive in the mail, Brianne does not want a head in the box, the wendigo and selkie face off, Melanie has an alarming conspiracy, we s…
Descending Into Worse Stuff: Saturation Diving
May 5, 2021
This week, Melanie and Brianne contemplate mortality, Melanie crosses her legs to keep Baby John Mellencamp in, a cryptid has an elaborate backstory, we're joined in the studio by fourteen badass ghosts drinking beers, Brian…
Let Your Kids Spread Their Wings at the Oceaneer Club: The Laroche Family
Dec. 22, 2020
SHOW NOTES Content warnings: Racism, vaguely mentioned premature birth, specific children in theoretical peril, frostbite, loss of spouse, death by drowning (very vaguely mentioned), death by freezing (very vaguely mentioned…
Get back on board, for F---’s sake: The Costa Concordia Disaster
July 21, 2020
This week, Brianne peaks in episode 11, we all get a villain to cathartically blame, a ship full of 13s is doomed from the start, an off-duty captain gets shit done, a guy with a punchable face gets his ass handed to him by …