Guest Appearances Episodes

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Aug. 5, 2021

Angry Angry Lemon Angry: Kim Saenz

This week, The Audio Guy is our final guest star and doesn't want to be a beaver, someone is a loser ghost, a barefoot medieval knight does a somersault, a nurse has two jobs in order to be a nurse and fails at both, TAG wants people to take their destinies by the dick, and a dialysis clinic has the most morbid layout imaginable. Content warnings: divorce, depression, vague mention of suicidal ideation/in-patient treatment. drug addiction/abuse, domestic disputes without explicit violence, job ...
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July 28, 2021

Both Allen and the Bear Were Startled: Alaska Disasters

This week, we have our third out of four guest stars, Jo has shady text messages, a town is built on stilts, Alaska proves a point to science, avalanche season gets out of control, Jo has Iditarod connections, a home invader turns out to be furrier than anticipated, somebody gets her booty bit, and Alaskans are stoic as hell. Content warnings: colonialism, tuberculosis, war, tsunamis, mountain climbing deaths, tornado-strength wind, delayed rescue, hypothermia, injury and death of dog, attack b...
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July 14, 2021

Here is What Happened at the Natatorium: Olympic Diving Tea & Tragedy

This week, Mandi is willing and even ready to fight a chicken to the death, divers attempt the "Dive of Death" with mixed results, a diver finds himself on both ends of drunk driving disasters, someone fails to read the room on a scale never seen before on this podcast, Brianne's mom spills the Olympic tea, and in Melanie's absence we fail to make one single dick joke about the name Steele Johnson. SHOW NOTES Content warnings: theoretical animal murder in the context of a would-you-rather, alc...
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July 7, 2021

I Bet I Would Have Some Nipples to Point: The Lazarus Phenomenon

This week, we have our first guest star since Melanie got her ultimate disaster relief, Atlantis wants finger nipples and to eat her cat, Marked Safe is on TikTok now, it's time for everyone to get nekkid, we evaluate whether arrhythmia is a verb, a lot of corpses do a little breathing, Brianne is not cooking dinner after six days in a coffin, and we make petty ghost plans. SHOW NOTES Content warnings: CPR/resuscitation attempts, death and near-death experiences, embalming, buried/embalmed aliv...
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Sept. 15, 2020

Turtles in the Water, Tortoise on the Land: The Sixth Extinction Event

This week, Melanie doesn't know the safe word (because it's really The Audio Guy guest starring), TAG victim blames dinosaurs, frogs are dying, we're angling for a curriculum sponsorship, and TAG sucks at palate cleansers. Content warnings: extinction events. Links: Killer frog disease 'part of Earth's sixth mass extinction' Frog chytrid fungus Fungal Parasites and Pathogens Caecilians: The other amphibian What we lose when we lose the world’s frogs Why the Loss of Amphibians Matters Threats P...