Fires Episodes


Our Bodies Are Haunted Houses: Aggie Bonfire Collapse

April 6, 2022

This week, we reach climax, Heather is probably banging, Brianne is willing to lecture anyone at all, Melanie plays a reverse Uno card, we're tired of groaning and creaking, Melanie is gonna get her wets whisked, and we are …


Sweet Summer Scientist: Spontaneous Human Combustion

Dec. 15, 2021

SHOW NOTES This week, we break some news too terrible even for a bat dress, two yummy sandwiches go head to head, Melanie adds to the Quicksand Irrational Fears Hall of Fame and gets aggressive about pancakes. Content warnin…


Dry Your Tears with Piles of Cash: The Cocoanut Grove Fire

Nov. 24, 2021

This week, Ava has concerns about Black Friday, we revisit Momo and raise theories on Jerry's whereabouts, Brianne's villain origin story is finally revealed, fan favorite funeral potatoes appear on the bracket, a man whose …

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You're Automatically Haunted: Lighthouse Disasters

Nov. 17, 2021

This week, Melanie does a cemetery crawl, Brianne gets inspired by pettiness beyond the grave, alligator feet present a setback for the anti-smoking lobby, green beans ruin the day, Melanie victim blames and slut shames shee…

Fires Holidays

Happy Birthday, It's an Asylum Fire: Seacliff Insane Asylum

Oct. 20, 2021

This week, Melanie is WRONG, a bet is made, the Wendy's alligator goes out to pasture, TAG is an evil puppeteer, miners are poetic, history loves insane asylums, gold rushes, and white men, Brianne has hot takes on lobotomie…

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Panic at the Ballet: 807 Walnut Street

May 19, 2021

This week, we enter Jeremy Bearimy time, Bigfoot faces off against sentient pants, Melanie gets high-brow on us and continues with her favorite chaotic men theme, ballerinas catch fire, firefighters eff around and find out, …


He Just Loved Firetrucks: The Our Lady of the Angels School Fire

Dec. 1, 2020

SHOW NOTES Content warning: this episode discusses the large-scale death of children in moderate detail. BACK IN THE DAY: EPISODE 9 | OUR LADY OF THE ANGEL'S SCHOOL FIRE 1958 Chicago Fire Dept. - Our Lady Of The Angels Schoo…


The Floor is Lava: Centralia, Pennsylvania

Nov. 3, 2020

A Town with a Hot Problem Decides Not to Move Mountains but to Move Itself Centralia Loses Another Resident, Home Abandoned Centralia, Pennsylvania Centralia, Pennsylvania’s least-populated town, has been sitting on top of a…