Amusement Parks Episodes

July 20, 2022

So Many Drunk Friends: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

This week, Melanie doesn't know what she's wishing for, Dakota Johnson isn't having it, Ohio meets somebody's standards, baboons get fired, and carefree beaver thoughts end abruptly. Content warnings: mono, crushing death, l…
June 1, 2022

Built on the Dumping Grounds of a Serial Killer: LEGOLAND Incidents

This week, Melanie isn't marked safe, we find the limits of Brianne's love, the Disney songs bracket comes to a close and the Petty Pop Culture Moments bracket begins, a LEGOLAND pirate is not the job to have, and Melanie di…
May 18, 2022

Pet My Head, Tell Me I'm Mysterious: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4

This week, the Disney bracket comes to a close, Brianne is THE villain, Melanie is wrong about Scar, Brianne wants to be a cult leader, cats should not make out, we rethink our futures as brakemen, and Melanie is attacked by…
April 27, 2022

I'm Just a Brakeman, Give Me a Break: Amusement Park Disasters Part 3

This week, Melanie is a tour guide on the River Styx, we identify our gas station item love languages, we are old-timey brakemen, Melanie gets rammed, rollercoaster ghosts live on in original flooring, , the mayor and only t…
Sept. 29, 2021

You're Not Supposed to Just Manifest This Sh*t: Verrückt

This week, we learn how to be good citizens, an alligator is thrown through a fast food window, we cave to a year and a half of requests, pot gets framed for asshole genius behavior, and we cover the worst amusement park dis…
June 9, 2020

This Shambling Corpse of a Rollercoaster: Amusement Park Disasters Part 2

This week, Brianne offers a charcuterie board of amusement park accidents, a wholesome dad saves the day, we clarify that water is wet, teenage lifeguards have too much work ethic, Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class ge…
May 26, 2020

Maybe We're All Just Horrible Ghouls: Amusement Park Disasters Part I

This week, a security guard deserves a raise, Busch Gardens leans into some horrifying PR, Brianne ventures into the underbelly of the internet for research, the phrase "funny hop" ruins our lives forever, a group of roller-…