Amusement Parks Episodes
So Many Drunk Friends: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4
July 20, 2022
This week, Melanie doesn't know what she's wishing for, Dakota Johnson isn't having it, Ohio meets somebody's standards, baboons get fired, and carefree beaver thoughts end abruptly. Content warnings: mono, crushing death, l…
Built on the Dumping Grounds of a Serial Killer: LEGOLAND Incidents
June 1, 2022
This week, Melanie isn't marked safe, we find the limits of Brianne's love, the Disney songs bracket comes to a close and the Petty Pop Culture Moments bracket begins, a LEGOLAND pirate is not the job to have, and Melanie di…
Pet My Head, Tell Me I'm Mysterious: Amusement Park Disasters Part 4
May 18, 2022
This week, the Disney bracket comes to a close, Brianne is THE villain, Melanie is wrong about Scar, Brianne wants to be a cult leader, cats should not make out, we rethink our futures as brakemen, and Melanie is attacked by…
I'm Just a Brakeman, Give Me a Break: Amusement Park Disasters Part 3
April 27, 2022
This week, Melanie is a tour guide on the River Styx, we identify our gas station item love languages, we are old-timey brakemen, Melanie gets rammed, rollercoaster ghosts live on in original flooring, , the mayor and only t…
You're Not Supposed to Just Manifest This Sh*t: Verrückt
Sept. 29, 2021
This week, we learn how to be good citizens, an alligator is thrown through a fast food window, we cave to a year and a half of requests, pot gets framed for asshole genius behavior, and we cover the worst amusement park dis…
This Shambling Corpse of a Rollercoaster: Amusement Park Disasters Part 2
June 9, 2020
This week, Brianne offers a charcuterie board of amusement park accidents, a wholesome dad saves the day, we clarify that water is wet, teenage lifeguards have too much work ethic, Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class ge…
Maybe We're All Just Horrible Ghouls: Amusement Park Disasters Part I
May 26, 2020
This week, a security guard deserves a raise, Busch Gardens leans into some horrifying PR, Brianne ventures into the underbelly of the internet for research, the phrase "funny hop" ruins our lives forever, a group of roller-…