Stop Jabbering, Start Gesticulating: Celluloid

This week, Brianne awards a half-assed bracket advancement, all mistakes are just glitches in the matrix, boundaries are set regarding relaxy time, Melanie loves a factory incident, and technology is in retrograde.

Content warnings: gross-sounding slime noise, death by burning, death by drowning, very sad story about couple dying together in a fire, very brief mention of deaths of children in fire, brief and non-graphic mention of vomit in disaster relief.

Links:
https://www.newspapers.com/image/891003142/?terms=Celluloid%20comb%20fire&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/154703005/?terms=Celluloid%20comb%20fire&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/830496111/?terms=Celluloid%20comb%20fire&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/85716087/?terms=Celluloid%20Comb%20Cause%20of%20Death%20Aged%20Wilson%20Citizen%20Loses%20Life%20While%20Caring%20for%20His%20Long%20Gray%20Beard.&match=1
https://blog.newspapers.com/combustible-combs/
https://www.newspapers.com/image/78225462/?terms=Charles%20Hetzel%20Sons%27%20Company%20celluloid%20fire&match=1
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-explosive-truth-behind-the-movie-theater-projection-room
https://plasticshof.org/members/alexander-parkes/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wesley_Hyatt#cite_note-everton-2
https://sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/celluloid-the-eternal-substitute/#:~:text=Before%20becoming%20a%20synonym%20for,ivory%2C%20tortoiseshell%2C%20and%20linen.&text=Set%20of%2019th%2Dcentury%20Hyatt,tortoiseshell%2C%20and%20other%20costly%20materials.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/forty-years-ago-126-million-feet-history-went-smoke-180970977/
https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,789352,00.html
https://www.survivalworld.com/fire/fire-with-glasses/
https://www.newspapers.com/image/797606877/?terms=celluloid%20fire%20child%20death&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/840869951/?terms=celluloid%20child%20toy%20fire&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/467170692/?terms=Celluloid%20Manufacturing%20Company%20explosion%20Newark&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/220936776/?terms=Atlantic%20Pyroxylin%20Waste%20Co.%20&match=1
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https://www.newspapers.com/image/525829314/?terms=Atlantic%20Pyroxylin%20Waste%20Co.%20Alexander%20Scheinzeit%20&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/490218446/?terms=Atlantic%20Pyroxylin%20Waste%20Co.%20Alexander%20Scheinzeit%20&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/526269735/?terms=celluloid%20factory%20fire%20dead&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/488676408/?terms=Alexander%20Scheinzeit%20trial&match=1
https://www.newspapers.com/image/490363330/?terms=Mayor%20Daniel%20P.%20Rentschler%20Celluloid&match=1
https://www.ittf.com/2020/01/28/transition-celluloid-plastic-balls/