Inches Away from Catastrophe!: IZOD IndyCar World Championship

This week, the smell bracket comes to a close, Melanie wants pure pandemonium, Brianne is going to receive Melanie's box, Randy didn't get here through charm, wolves do not go to the track, we have opinions on the Randy to NASCAR pipeline, and we're gestating but not a baby.

Content warnings: racing accidents, loss of legs in car accident, intense descriptions of someone's experience with her husband's death