Coming Was An Understatement: The Great Molasses Flood

This week, we match each other's bad energy, the bracket has a slappin' bop, we deliver the content people want, Melanie only has one pull-quote for any story, the ants come and they might be rude, and capitalism was the real villain all along.

Content warnings: structural damage/collapse, claustrophobia, deaths by drowning/suffocation, horse deaths.